disregard my cheery ensemble and accept
this fondue as a peace offering.
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your grimacing shamanic chortles feathered across infamous episodes.
i've got to win this fairytale.
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on stage my band was playing. i emerged from a bio-mech coffin buried under hundreds of copies of Reflections of Evil on burnt dvds.
autographing buttcheeks.
bedpost notches like graph paper.
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splintered my heel slipping on beaver puke.
fear me if you dare. your blush ore remains aerosolized.
minatory Draculish clinic goes tits up, sated.
the blondterage skedaddles to the bronze-wrestling. tan and lacerated and banjaxed.
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riling up the sex goofster in his jalopy with uncommon precedence. rips off his wifebeater in the parking lot. i check my reflection and that shit looks so fake.
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a couple o' slag piles may be eligible for compensation; i laced their feedbags with blue blazes. ain’t that a bitch?
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mush doggies, mush to my inbox!
dingbat underlings,
fuddy duddies,
goldbrickers,
narcs, probably. i will pull your fucking card.
i'll have you camped at my feet,
gazing coyly up at latest boyfriend.
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when i am mad at you where am i not?
i am a candle damper.
i text the empty void,
he’s already got a boyfriend who
cloaks his inky goulash justly.
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anchorless yet fixed in bondage.
crouched and fascinated.
caged and confused.
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nuke the hicks with either no sideburns
or extensive sideburns.
i want you farther than the root of the root of myself to my public conclusions.
but you’re closer than my inclination for solus.
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suffering is pain for a worthy purpose.
canceling all rousing bouncy knees,
passionate impacts, or near death experiences.
Y'all Got Any Dicks Need Suckin'?